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Name:Brooke~~
Age: 22~~
Location: Louisiana~~
I am a writer who finds her muse in nature, dark things, and music. I am in love with donuts and beards. My blog is open to positive things and reality.
ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say


*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

moelskerdeg:

humnoo:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

Um…

image


freshprinceofbeleriand:

do!!! not!!! bite!!! other!!! people!!! in!!! high!!! school!!!


Things that ruin thanksgiving


kiefeon:

coffeepotsmokin:

Went to humane society the other day and met this magnificent beast. Ladies and gents, this is Lionel Beefcake.

He is described as affectionate, playful, and sassy. Lolz

so cute c:


fall-inlovewith-autumn:

autumncandi:

Everything autumn|halloween|fall xx

Autumn/fall/halloween blog xx follows back similar xx

fall-inlovewith-autumn:

autumncandi:

Everything autumn|halloween|fall xx

Autumn/fall/halloween blog
xx follows back similar xx


colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk


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